hey guys ( + jyoti ) :)
its been a long time since ive written a blog, and i think thats been around what, one month ? hehe anyways fortunately for you guys ( + jyoti ) , i am going to...
* TAN TAN TAN :
APLOGIZE !
hehe.
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I, Mel _______ ( for privacy reasons LOL )
am hereby apologizing for not writing on my blogspot.
I hope i could be forgiven. right?
Your sincerely,
Mel ________.
x
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ANYWHO :
ive come to inform you about thh bestest soccer game ive ever had. It goes like this.
WARNING : PG RATED, DUE TO THE VISUAL SIGHT OF JYOTI'S FULL MOON*
THANK YOU.
*FULL MOON - BUM CRACK.
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WEDNESDAY, 05/05/10 : LUNCHTIME AT WILEY PARK
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Today we were supposed to have a soccer game, but no, freaking SUPERCALLAFRAJALISTICEXPIALAGOCIOUS had to freaking FORFEIT the freakin SUPERCALLALOSERS. so instead, seeing as i was/am a beautiful and sexy vice-captain of my team, i decided to do some soccer practice with my team to pass the time.
At first, my LOL team seem reluctant to drill, when it was just raining in period 3. I told them not to worry, and that we'll have even more fun if it was slippery. I had death glares sent back at me in return.
So off me and debrah went, drilling and passing the ball to each other looking as if we knew what we were doing. We kept laughing and mucking around, especially when derah kicked the ball a little bit TOO far and all you see MR ABDUR goes running for the ball ! OMGOSH funny as man. A maths teacher running, good on you sir !
Back to the so called practice.
Yvonne joined in, and we started to pass the ball to each other. Semaa came and we started KICKING it to each other. We tried keepi
ng the ball up so it wouldnt fall, and when me and debrah couldnt use our feet, we used our ASS. hehe
Soon, we decided to play a real game of soccer, dropping all pretenses.
These were the teams.
AEROPLANES :
* YVONNE
* JYOTI
* NMAH
* SEMAA
BOATS :
* MELISSA
* DEBRAH
* VICTORIA
* DEBRAH
REFEREE : KIMBERLY
( dont ask me about the names, our stupid referee made it :P )
The "serious" game started with the aeroplanes having the ball. We soon dominated them and sdole the ball, and then emily made our first try.
( AEROPLANES = 0 , BOATS = 1 )
The aeroplanes got very touchy and started manuovering their way around us. Debrah, very smart, decided to make their goal even SMALLER lol. it was only one metre long, and yet when semaa came running towards the goal, debrah did everything but MOVE LOL. semaa scored, and boats cried.
( AEROPLANES = 1 , BOATS = 1 )
Now, it was very serious for victoria. she kicked the ball , but accidently kicked it on nmah, and the ball rebounded and hit her again. We lost the ball because of Victoria playing by herself and the aeroplanes scored again. darnit.
( AEROPLANES = 2 , BOATS = 1 )
I was getting very angry at this point. we were losing to the multiculturals! for goodness sake, we were FOBS ! fobs won EVERY sport, never lost in anything.So i decided to take the ball and kick it HARD. jyoti started chasing after me and when i fell because of yvonne, jyoti showed her full moon to me and yvonne, the most innocent creatures on earth. jyoti showed it because she STACKED it hard and i could not stop laughing. i could hardley breathe ! jyoti turned red as a beetrot, funniest moment EVER. after trying to shoot a goal, i f
inally tried to kick the ball.
countless to say, it didnt fcuking work.
They got another damn point.
( AEROPLANES = CHEATERS , BOATS = 1(X10000) )
So yes, boats were losing. but then i told EVERYONE to play ILLEGALLY. that meant we were allowed to do anything. So debrah kicked the ball to me, and instead of kicking it, i PICKED IT UP AND RAN FOR MY LIFE.
i put on an angus face so noone could touch me and it worked. i pushed through semaa, yvonne, ( jyoti didnt even go NEAR me ) and nmah, who instead of blocking the goal since she was goalkeeper, ran AWAY from it. i threw the ball in and kim blew her whistle. one victorious point for the boats. cheatings fun:P
( AEROPLANES = 0 , BOATS = 2 ) hehe.
From then on we started playing football. everyone kept mucking and laughing so hard. vicky stacked it, and thought noone saw until she saw me huffing on the floor laughing at her. When the aeroplanes had their turn to try and score, yvonne ran towards the goal. i was determined to stop her, so i ran like the wind.
She started walking and i was still running. I jumped to tackle her WHILE SHE WAS WALKING and guess what ?
I FUCKING MISSED.
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* YVONNE LAUGHING AND WALKING TOWARDS THE GOAL
* MEL IS PUFFING BUT RUNNING AFTER YVONNE
Mel : i'll get you yvonne !
* MEL DIVES AND MISSES BY ONE FOOTBALL LENGTH.
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landed FLAT on my face, all biots of dirt coming into my nose and my facials going from SEXY to BLEH ! I fell flat down and jyoti started cracking up LAUGHING. think its funny jyoti ? we'll see whats funny tomorrow.
so there i was , a new broken nose and ripped pants.
Aeroplanes had won, the bell had rung, and i was done.
so many funny moments.
LOL team, love you guys heaps.
can't wait till tomorrow :D
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